NOT do this online when you're drunk

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Who has not passed him coming home late, after a "parrandón" with friends or some important meeting, Pasadita of beers?

So please read this post 2 times before:

1 - Answer all kinds of work. No matter how capable you believe, do not. Any mistake you make will be easily explained, because you are sending the response at 3 in the morning. Also, if you respond to that compeñera of work that makes you beautiful, most likely not be so subtle as you think. Alcohol + Internet + Work = Fail.

2 - Chat with people from the family. Not matter if you find your second cousin in the Facebook chat, and apparently is on vacation and oh, great ... the next day you find that your cousin is going for you to go to the museum of insects that both wanted to go .

3 - Change your password. Wait are you drunk and you feel that your password is not so sure? Probably from all that forget after the amount of alcohol you drank, is the fact that your new password is sexyboyxxxteamozux1988 '.


4 - Use your credit card. Yes, we know you always wanted to buy that book, but think about it. In fact you do not care much how the Vikings made their helmets. And seriously, you do not subscribe to these three porn sites.

5 - Describe how you were taken in a social network. Everyone who saw you before you get to know you walk taken. Everyone else will find out tomorrow, roll up their photos to Facebook. Seriously nobody wants to hear in a tweet or update misspelled on the level of alcohol in your blood.

6 - Send an email to an ex. Is like sending an SMS, but has much more space. Yes, more space to say stupid things. And while in a message can not be so foolish ("it is wrong we ke ke hize ????"), in an email you can find gems like" ... and you kiss ke ke better your sister / o. .. ".

7 - Forward an email funny. Really? Are you in the past? No, but you're drunk, do not think it is true that if you do not forward to 20 people you kiss anyone ever again. Seriously.

8 - Record a video response on YouTube. Okay, I do not know who makes these vines toode answer other videos criticizing or disagreeing, speaking in front of his camera and wanting to look a smart. Yes, probably most of them have to be drunk, if not, why they do it?

9 - Download pornography. It must be very hard to see that video porn that both want and which you must pay, but better pay for it when you're sober. And download porn videos? That probably will bring more viruses to your computer than anything (if you're on Windows). Seriously, something created the streaming video.

10 - Reading the news. Or the blogs, including this. There are hours and most likely you just will not even remember what page is the page you were reading what or even what it was about what you read. Why not go to sleep better and longer?

A Child With Their Parents Separate!

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Do not try to assuage my pain with great gifts and entertainment. My heart hurts and it does not heal with laughter but with caresses. All I need is the assurance that, even if they are separated, neither forsake me.

Tell me in words and attitudes that I can still love them both and help me maintain a close relationship with both. After all, it was you who chose each other as my parents.

I put a witness, arbitrator or messenger in his fights and conflicts. I feel used and accountable to fix a problem that is not mine. Keep in mind that everything you do to harm one another, like it or not, first hurt me personally to me.

Do not criticize or belittle in front of me, so everything they say is true. Understand that they have been ill as spouses, are my parents and therefore I need to see you both as possible.

Do not fight to see which one is me because I'm not one, but I need them both. Remember that being with me is a right, not a privilege to have both and I have.

Do not put me in situations where you have to choose with whom to leave, or which side I am. For me it is torture because I feel that if I choose one I'm missing another, and I love them and need them both.

Tell me that I have to blame for their separation, which has been his decision and I have nothing to do. Although this is obvious to you, I blame myself because I need to keep their image intact, and therefore, the only one who may have failed must be me.

Understand that when I get angry after being with my father / mother, not because he / she poisoned me but I am sad and angry I have both because I can not live permanently with them.

I never fail an appointment or a visit they have promised. They have no idea of ​​the enthusiasm with which I await your arrival, no pain so great that I see again because they have failed.

Give me permission to love the new partner of my father / mother. Even in the depths of my soul hurts me to accept it, I want to earn it to keep the parent I think I left her.

Do not ask me to serve as a spy or to tell you how you live or what I do with my other parent. I feel disloyal to him and not want to be a snitch.

I used as an instrument of revenge, telling all the "bad" it was my parent. The only thing for sure is that I will achieve full of resentment against anyone who tries to deteriorate an image that I need to keep very high.

Make sure they understand that although their marriage is over, our relationship is different and always will stand. Remember that although the separation may be an opportunity for you to end an unhappy marriage or to establish a new relationship for me is the loss of the only opportunity I have to raise me by people I love most and I need: my dad and my mom.

Remember that the best we can do for me, now that love is not mutual respect.

This post is not for points ...
Not to do evil to anyone ... I found it just seemed to me nice to share it, and what you post ...
people we are lucky ..
p / d: not if the category is fine, but tell me where to put it, thanks

The Kindle, new e-book

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Just six days after starting to market it, Amazon's online store has run out of stock of its new model of e-book reader Kindle, says virtual bazaar on its website.

"Due to strong consumer demand, Kindle is temporarily sold out," explains Amazon on the new version of your ebook, you will not be available until 4 September.

The U.S. firm struck on 29 July with the launch of a new generation of device, including a more affordable version, priced at $ 139, if you only have internet access via Wi-Fi.

The new Kindle, which is still selling at $ 189, is smaller and lighter than its predecessor, has a storage capacity of up to 3,500 titles and a substantial improvement in resolution of the screen.

Two weeks ago, Amazon said that Kindle sales have tripled since the end of June and lowered its price in the last quarter has sold more electronic books than physical.



We've heard many times before and never been true, but again there is speculation that the eBook is about to receive its final push. At least Amazon seems willing to do anything to achieve it and the best proof is your new Kindle, which goes on sale on August 27 in 140 countries.

This new version of the popular e-book reader is a considerable evolution and has had notable improvements in many aspects and the lowest price in his short but eventful history. The simplest version of the new Kindle will cost only $ 139.

This version will be available in gray and limit its WiFi connectivity options. These two features will be the only ones that will separate you from the $ 189 version, which is also available in white and will feature 3G connectivity.

Moreover, the new Kindle has a 6 inch screen that inherits from the last model launched by Amazon (Kindle DX Graphite) and improves contrast by 50%. The rate of change of site is also 20% higher.

Thus, the new Kindle will be cheaper, faster and easier to read. But its benefits do not end there, since it is also much smaller, reducing its size by 21% and weight by 15%. In addition, the battery can hold up to a month without recharging and internal storage capacity is stretched to 4GB

Source:

http://www.globovision.com/news.php?nid=157030

http://zonadigital.excite.es/el-nuevo-kindle-solo-costara-139-dolares-N13407.html