NOT do this online when you're drunk

mruo

Who has not passed him coming home late, after a "parrandón" with friends or some important meeting, Pasadita of beers?

So please read this post 2 times before:

1 - Answer all kinds of work. No matter how capable you believe, do not. Any mistake you make will be easily explained, because you are sending the response at 3 in the morning. Also, if you respond to that compeñera of work that makes you beautiful, most likely not be so subtle as you think. Alcohol + Internet + Work = Fail.

2 - Chat with people from the family. Not matter if you find your second cousin in the Facebook chat, and apparently is on vacation and oh, great ... the next day you find that your cousin is going for you to go to the museum of insects that both wanted to go .

3 - Change your password. Wait are you drunk and you feel that your password is not so sure? Probably from all that forget after the amount of alcohol you drank, is the fact that your new password is sexyboyxxxteamozux1988 '.


4 - Use your credit card. Yes, we know you always wanted to buy that book, but think about it. In fact you do not care much how the Vikings made their helmets. And seriously, you do not subscribe to these three porn sites.

5 - Describe how you were taken in a social network. Everyone who saw you before you get to know you walk taken. Everyone else will find out tomorrow, roll up their photos to Facebook. Seriously nobody wants to hear in a tweet or update misspelled on the level of alcohol in your blood.

6 - Send an email to an ex. Is like sending an SMS, but has much more space. Yes, more space to say stupid things. And while in a message can not be so foolish ("it is wrong we ke ke hize ????"), in an email you can find gems like" ... and you kiss ke ke better your sister / o. .. ".

7 - Forward an email funny. Really? Are you in the past? No, but you're drunk, do not think it is true that if you do not forward to 20 people you kiss anyone ever again. Seriously.

8 - Record a video response on YouTube. Okay, I do not know who makes these vines toode answer other videos criticizing or disagreeing, speaking in front of his camera and wanting to look a smart. Yes, probably most of them have to be drunk, if not, why they do it?

9 - Download pornography. It must be very hard to see that video porn that both want and which you must pay, but better pay for it when you're sober. And download porn videos? That probably will bring more viruses to your computer than anything (if you're on Windows). Seriously, something created the streaming video.

10 - Reading the news. Or the blogs, including this. There are hours and most likely you just will not even remember what page is the page you were reading what or even what it was about what you read. Why not go to sleep better and longer?