insulting your mother your father

insulting your mother your father

Hi, as some will know on Facebook became popular phrases that insult our parents who say "Uhhh your dad is gay" etc, etc, so here we leave the best 60 phrases. Enjoy them: D

-. 001 Uhhh your mom answered Dora the Explorer!
-. 002 Uhhh your mom made ​​toothpaste when you get a point!
-. 003 Uhhh your dad is cleaned with a sock when there is no toilet paper!
-. 004 Uhhh your dad face painting at the stadium!
-. 005 Uhhh that your grandfather is the rim of the shoe striking out the devil!
-. 006 Uhhh your dad does mucus gel gorilla!
-. 007 Uhhh your mom said 100 Mexicans lost by 2 points!
-. 008 Uhhh that your father has a contact in the messenger and the same!
-. 009 Uhhh your mother sells gum in Alameda!
-. 010 Uhhh your grandmother made ​​for PornHub Videos!
011 -. Uhhh that your grandfather is the one who drives the cart with the bread baker!
-. 012 Uhhh your mom cooks lettuce!
-. 013 Uhhh dad buys your clothes in the market!
-. 014 Uhhh your mom make toast in the microwave!
-. 015 Uhhh your mom does not know how to use Paint!
-. 016 Uhhh your dad is Dora the Explorer!
-. 017 Uhhh your Grandma is Mom Fight!
-. 018 Uhhh that your dad hides the bathroom!
-. 019 Uhhh paqueterita your mom is Waldo!
-. 020 Uhhh your mom singing in the bathroom!
-. 021 Uhhh that your dad you're stuck at work!
-. 022 Uhhh tectonik your mom dancing with the car alarm!
-. 023 Uhhh your grandpa sold peanuts at work!
-. 024 Uhhh your grandmother has SKY and no television!
-. 025 Uhhh your dad buy rechargeable batteries and strip when finished!
-. 026 Uhhh your dad gets drunk when you take an apple juice!
-. 027 Uhhh that your grandfather was so poor that kept the books in a bag of Soriana!
-. 028 Uhhh your mother sells hot dogs without sausage!
-. 029 Uhhh your mother cries with chapters of Rosa de Guadalupe!
-. 030 Uhhh begging your dad!
-. 031 Uhhh your mom catches fireflies day!
-. 032 Uhhh your mom works at Farmacias Guadalajara!
-. 033 Uhhh your dad is afraid of cockroaches!
-. 034 Uhhh your grandmother eating a tamale with shells and all!
-. 035 Uhhh your dad used condoms and sterile!
-. 036 Uhhh that your mother is a prostitute and no one hires!
-. 038 Uhhh your dad does the wave in the stadium and no one is!
-. 039 Uhhh your Dad on Facebook and has no friends!
-. 040 Uhhh your mom playing Mario Bros and can not pass level 1!
-. 041 Uhhh your father sells snow in winter!
-. 042 Uhhh your mom steals grapes from the supermarket!
-. 043 Uhhh your granny eat soup with a fork!
-. 044 Uhhh your dad stops with watercolor paints in wet weather!
-. 045 Uhhh that your mother is left-handed and no left arm!
-. 046 Uhhh that steal your dad's lunch at work!
-. 047 Uhhh your mom put liquid paper pen when he is wrong!
-. 048 Uhhh your grandmother makes banana smoothie in the mortar!
-. 049 Uhhh your dad is bald and put gel!
-. 050 Uhhh sell your grandmother's morning tacos tonight!
-. 051 Uhhh your mom is your dad locked the messenger!
-. 052 Uhhh your computer does not have the letter "Ñ"!
-. 053 Uhhh your mom does Facebook groups and no joins!
-. 054 Uhhh that your father lost the house playing pogs!
-. 055 Uhhh that your parents do not love you!
-. 056 Uhhh your mom helped you create your Facebook!
-. 057 Uhhh your grandmother burns his cereal!
-. 058 Uhhh your dad makes dinner chips with salt and lemon!
-. 059 Uhhh your mom is going in a taxi!
-. 060 Uhhh your dad is the one that clears the gas!

Well those are all, if you have any more leave a comment. Put in favorites: D