is not just the world and now not to do ....

apocalipcis

According to "experts" today the world ends and so did some "crazy" because in the end, who would blame me. what I did was this:

1. Threw it at my mother to swim the sea.

2. Buy on credit cart.

3. I was drunk all day so that when the time zero because I do not even realize at the end and did not awaken.

4. Asked for a bank loan of 1,000,000.00. After all they also left them to die.

5. In days past my secretary tossed me in the end if she got pregnant the father was no longer on earth.


Now awake and I find that it does not end the world, but do not know what to do with anything I did.
I tell my wife that her mom is looking around Acapulco ....
The car and I can not return to the agency that ended by drunk.
The money I spend it with my secretary and a poor girl wear almost no clothes, then gave them the money to be buying baby clothes and the bank about me and put me on the credit bureau.
The secretary became pregnant and did not like telling my wife that I'll be dad again .... But yeah, I'm happy.

The end of the world is just an invention of the powerful to manipulate the poor brain of many people who are weak and it is easy to manipulate. If I believe in God will not be so bad to create us and then destroy ... Those who destroy us we are all alone no one should be accusing me of our mistakes.

Better enjoy life, family, work, and you will see that life will be better ..

SALUDOS ..
I do not ask for points, not to serve but if you really want to give points, I'll find out ....